Spice Up Your Wedding Vows With Funny Wording

If you are boring with traditional wedding vows, perhaps you want to try something new. You can try something that reflects humor, creativity and fun. In this situation you have chance to express your own ideas and creativity. Funny wedding vows can spice up your wedding ceremony and grow deep impression for your guests. It is the time for you to add a bit of humor to your wedding day and you can start with your wedding vows.

To write funny wedding vows, you can utilize your creativity to write your own vows, or if you do not feel confident enough, you can ask someone to help you. Another option, you can look for the funny wedding vows examples online. Writing wedding vows yourself, you and your spouse will have the chance to say how you truly feel about your wife or husband in front your guests.  Exchanging vows in your own words may turn a serious wedding ceremony into an extraordinary touching, romantic and even funny wedding.

Tips on Writing Funny Wedding Vows

Learn these tips when you consider writing your own funny wedding vows and make them perfect.

·         Ask permission from your officiant to make your own funny wedding vows.

·         Having permission from the officiant, you can make a plan for writing your vows.

·         Ask for your partner’s idea about your funny wedding vows.

·         Take with you a small notepad to write the best ideas that may arise even when you do not expect them.

·        Organize your thoughts in an outline before actual writing of your funny wedding vows.

·        Have a seat in a comfortable place and start writing based on your notes.

·        Ask your friend or relative to read your funny wedding vows and ask him for constructive tips.

Here are some funny wedding vows examples that may inspire you to write your own.

Example 1

Groom: I, John, choose you, Karen, to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.

Bride: I, Karen, choose you, John, to by my husband. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to change a tire and how to refill the screen wash when it runs out. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always.

Example 2

Groom: I, Mark, take you Jane, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold and to be financially responsible for from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

Bride: I, Jane, take you Mark, to be my lawfully wedded husband... for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, for when you buy all those expensive toys... 

Wedding vows and poems celebrate your marriage and its sacred meaning

Writing wedding vows and poems seems to be very hard for some people. Not everyone has capability and skill to write their own wedding vows and poems. But it would be great if you can write your own wedding vows. You can express your feelings of romance and beauty that you keep in your hearts. It is a great place and chance for you to express your love and affection towards your fiancé. You can say in your own words all the feelings exist in your hearts. How wonderful your wedding will be!

If you don’t feel comfortable to write your wedding vows yourselves, it will also be convenient to segue into quoting your poetry. After an introduction at the beginning of ceremony, the efficient then announce what you are going to read from what you have quoted, such as example below:

"And now John and Mary will exchange the words they have chosen for each other. John will be quoting from Walt Whitman's 'Song of the Open Road', and Mary from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's 'Sonnets from the Portuguese'."

You can express everything in your vows and poems, especially the things that you suppose to be the most important to you in your union. You can include equality, joy, togetherness and anything else. You can read the wedding vow samples below that are quoted from Kahlil Ghibran’s book "The Prophet". This excerpt was adapted from his chapter on the subject of marriage. It will be powerful if quoted by the efficient:

"You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of heaven dance between you. Love one another, but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup. Give one another your bread but eat not from the same loaf. Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together but not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

This one can be considered for pure fun. This was written by Robert Burns. This poem should be read aloud to do justice to the way it is written:

"O my luve is like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June: O my luve is like the melodie, That's sweetly played in tune. As fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a` the seas gang dry. Till a` the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi` the sun; And I will luve thee still my dear, While the sands o` life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel a while! And I will come again, my luve, Tho` it were ten thousand mile."